17 Times Food Just Downright Lied Food Lies To You

After everything we’ve been through…

From weird AF cooking instructions over to unexpected surprises, take a scroll through the pictures below, featuring all the food lies our food has tried to tell us.

1. That time it claimed ramen is for TWO people

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What is this sorcery??

2. When you measure a Subway footlong sub and it’s actually only 11 inches

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May not be the first time somebody lied about size, but we didn’t expect this from you, sandwich.

3. This watermelon that was all talk and no action

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Wow that was not expected.

4. It’s like… they just don’t want us to be happy

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So many lies.

5. You had ONE job

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One berry + loaf is not one berry loaf.

6. Opening a wrapper to find utter disappointment…

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Such high hopes. We had such high hopes for you, Panda.

7. Cup noodles turned out to be a lot more air than noodles

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They always seemed suspiciously light…

8. This is not french fries and egg. I repeat, not french fries and egg.

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Pfft, if you thought you could trick me into eating healthy you thought wrong.

9. Granola bar or Granola crumbs?

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You know you’re a true daredevil if you eat them while seated in a car

10. Did you know that every single fruit loop tastes the same despite the various colour differences?

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We know, it’s hard to swallow.

11. Lies, lies everywhere.

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We miss the 0.11

12. This is not what I wanted with my Happy Meal

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They sound similar but they are not the same

13. Is this the saver version of a McChicken?

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(It isn’t. That is a chicken nugget on a burger bun.)

14. You can’t always trust new packaging

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How could you do this straight to our faces?

15. This just doesn’t seem right…

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It just feels wrong.

16. Don’t truly think that’s a good thing

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(still love you though, grandma)

17. Sigh.

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I need some food to get over this.