If Alcohol Labels Were Honest, Here Are The Hilarious Things They’d Say

White Wine = “Crying Alone”

So True: 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛 8/10

We all have common associations with particular types of alcohol. 

Wine for girls night in or crying over old flames, tequila for shots the night before and regrets the morning after, or vodka for when you want to become extra friendly with anyone and everyone. 

Total Sorority Move have created some seriously funny (and painfully accurate) alcohol labels for famous boozy brands, highlighting what happens when you consume too much of each type. 

Perhaps we’d think twice about ordering those Jägermeister shots if they had ‘Vomit Everywhere’ written on the front. 

All images cr: TotalSororityMove

Got any of your own to share? Let us know in the comments, and always drink responsibly!

Cr: www.bustle.com

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