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If you’ve ever thought “wow I could really use a glass of wine” whilst getting a wax, this is for you. Sorta.
Famed London beauty parlour chain ‘Ministry of Waxing’ is offering customers mulled wine waxes, combining wine and Christmas and waxing in one bang smack festive spa cracker.
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Looking to give our genitals a seasonal makeover, the Ministry of Waxing is turning the popular winter beverage into a limited edition wax – for application almost anywhere on your body as a good pre-christmas de-fluffing.
Aiming to “warm yourself inside and out”, the specialty wax is infused with red wine and orange, and contains a gentle addition of cinnamon and cloves, adding a bit of sugar and spice to everywhere you want to look nice (and hairless). However if you fear too much spice could cause havoc in your nether regions, worry no more. The professionals state that the concoction is perfectly safe, even soothing to sensitive skin.
Adding a bit of ~slay~ to your sleigh and a nice tingle to your jingle, the Ministry of Waxing will be offering the seasonal mulled wine waxes from November 6th this year. If it’s your first time waxing with them, you’ll even get a sweet 25% discount as an early festive present. Score.
Find out more over on the Ministry of Waxing website to check for your nearest outlet, and have fun getting perhaps just a little carried away under that mistletoe this Christmas…