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This has got SUPER DUPER CHILL written all over it.
Well, not literally.
But figuratively and fashionably – meet the t-shirt dress to end all t-shirt dresses. A t-shirt dress that screams “super duper uber chilling on my couch watching the entire James Bond/Friends/Gossip Girl box set” and begs for floating around the house and taking long romantic strolls to the fridge.
That’s right. Mother of all luxe loungewear Vetements has unveiled a t-shirt dress extraordinaire, both extremely simplistic and somewhat genius and somewhat entirely bonkers.
A gem like a coin under your sofa cushion or the last cheese finger in the packet of Cheetos, the French fashion brand is selling this t-shirt dress for a whopping £568 (reduced 50% from an even-more-so-whopping £1136). The Nordstorm page describes, “Exploded proportions transform a classic cotton tee into a floor-skimming maxi dress with breezy, billowy allure.”
Definitely a classy description.
Yet whilst we want to find this entirely ridiculous and way overpriced and way crazy, there is definitely something charming about it. It has something of angel pyjamas. Of a very cool very artistic brunch outfit that Voldemort may have worn on a day off. Of Sundays on a big comfy bed whilst a butler makes an ice cream sundae like in Home Alone 2, except Kevin is Gigi Hadid and the ice cream is FroYo.
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Somewhere between a little bit creepy and a little bit oversized college sweatshirt, our jury is still out on this one. One thing is for sure: the casual t-shirt dress game? Vetements is definitely owning it.